Confucius Says

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

                                Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.                      

                                Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

                                Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernail.

                                                             

clunge

te first rule about clunge club is we dont talk about clunge club......

bevis and clungehead                                  clunge white and the seven dwarfs
mrs clungefire                                              the edinburgh clungins
clunge and roses                                          the ku klunge klan
sponge bob square clunge                           honey i blew up the clunge
clunge bob square pants                              the red hot clungey peppers
ruturn of the clung                                       smells like teen clunge
sweet clunge of mine                                   CK Klunge By Calvin Klunge
clungerwall                                                 A fish called clunge

attact of the clunge                                      4 weddings and a clunge
ailen vs clunge                                             Clunge-Hanger
batclunge                                                    Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking clunges
bad clunge 3                                               Clunge Fiction
honney i shrunk the clunge                           Robo-clunge
Bedknbobs and clunge sticks                       Harry Potter and the half clunge prince
Lord of the clunge                                       The colour clunge
A boy called clunge                                     Klunge Cobain
Prosthetic clunge                                         Night of the living clunges
Fantastic Mr Clunge                                   Lemony Snickets tales of unfortunate clunge

Clunge Labrynth                                          Clunge No.5
The hunt for clunge october                         Saving private clunge
Schindlers Clunge                                       Invasion of the clunge snatchers
Boyz in the clunge                                       Robert Di clungey
Smoking Clunge                                         Leonardo Di Clungeo
The Wu Tang Clunge                                  LL Cool Clunge

Community clunge                                      Clunge/11

Clunge against the machine                          rage against the clunge
Clunge D.M.C                                           Clunging Bull
Teenage clunge                                           clunging tiger, hidden dragon
Jay and silent clunge                                   The Clunge Kid
American Clunge                                        Good morning vietclunge
Clunger Island                                            The texas chainsaw clunge
Two and a half clunges                                How I met your clunge


 

if your names not clunge your not commin in...

 Torvil and clunge                                        Ian Clunge
The rolling clunges                                      Clungeless
The bay city clunges                                   Clungey the vampire slayer
True Clunge                                                Clunge and prejudice
Clungeablanca                                           Dude where's my clunge
only clunge and horses                                ironclunge
the A-clunge                                              when harry met clungey
the godclunger                                           toy clungy 3    
 voyage to the bottom of the clunge             murder, she clunged
the walking clunge                                       the rocky horror clunge
the clungehikers guide to the galaxy             quadroclungea
c for clungetta                                            This Is Spinal clunge
 Napoleon  Dynaclunge                               Wayne's clunge

 Field Of clunge                                        clunge busters
peter   stringclunge                                    man vs clunge
whos clunge is it anyway                              the british clunge foundation
brim full of clunger                                    rs mcclunges
santanclunge                                             the happy clunges
i wana be a clunge                                      the never ending clunge
dont be a clunge to south central                 whos  clunge is it anyway
never mind the clungecocks                       die clunge 2
clunge runner                                            escape from new  clunge
a west clunge story                                   only clunge and   horses

The tale of the gentleman flasher

as red turned to green  his japs eye unseen the silent young prowler held on to his growler

Who's that girl there?                                                         

I wonder what went wrong

So that she had to roam the streets

She dunt do major credit cards

I doubt she does receipts

It's all not quite legitimate

And what a scummy man

Just give him half a chance

I bet he'll rob you if he can

Can see it in his eyes,

Yeah, that he's got a driving ban

Amongst some other offences

And I've seen him with girls of the night
And he told Roxanne to put on her red light
They're all infected but he'll be alright
Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know
I said he's a scumbag, don't you know!

Although you're trying not to listen

Overt your eyes and staring at the ground

She makes a subtle proposition

"I'm sorry love I'll have to turn you down"

He must be up to something

What are the chances sure it's more than likely

I've got a feeling in my stomach

I start to wonder what his story might be

They said it changes when the sun goes down
Around here

Look here comes a Ford Mondeo
Isn't he Mister Inconspicuous?

And he don't even have to say 'owt

She's in the stance ready to get picked up

Bet she's delighted when she sees him
Pulling in and giving her the eye
Because she must be fucking freezing
Scantily clad beneath the clear night sky
it doesn't stop in the winter, no
Around here

They said it changes when the sun goes down

Over the river going out of town

What a scummy man
Just give him half a chance
I bet he'll rob you if he can
Can see it in his eyes that he's got a nasty plan
I hope you're not involved at all

atack of the rubber band ball

9.25pm edinburgh 16.03.20011

8.38pm 17.3.2011



02.45am 17.03.2011



Ive decided to start steeling rubber bands from my work to make a big ball I'm gonna keep an up date on my posts.............. dang this blog shit.

OK Ive already use a bag of them, i think i may by cheating but I'm not sure. is it OK to put ones on i have burst whilst trying to get them on?



 7.32pm 18.3.2011



its a monster















                                                    
                                         how much do u think it costs my work for a bag of rubber bands ? lol

A rubber band ball is a bouncy ball made by tying rubber bands into a knot or folding a single larger band and then wrapping or twisting more rubber bands around it until the desired size is achieved. Some people speed the process by starting with a core of wadded paper or a rubber ball (such as a super ball). However, many people who make rubber band balls consider this cheating and im one of them!!






The world's largest rubber band ball was created by Joel Waul. He is the current World Record Holder according to the Guinness World Records. The ball, which sits under a tarp in Waul's driveway, is 9,032 pounds, and more than six-feet tall and more than 700,000 rubber bands. It set the world record on November 13, 2008 in Lauderhill, Florida. im gonna kick her ass

Photography

I'm getting a  Digital SLR camera , I'm planning on going to Stevenson collage in Edinburgh to study Photography part-time. the only thing is you need A minimum of two Standard Grades at Level 3 and a portfolio of work is essential . I'm sure i can bang out the portfolio but the standard grades are a problem, i never really did school , I was all ways sitting in some bush  smoking weed with my friends.

One of my best friends says because I'm older i don't need them (standard grades) just enthusiasm. well i hope hes right .  if not I'm back to square one , its taken me this long to find  something i really wanna do as a career. its not like i haven't had jobs in the past but nothing Ive ever felt like making a real go at.

hopefully this is the one fingers crossed.

my new blog........... sorry lol

OK, this is my new, well first blog. i don't really know what its going to consist of , i will try my hardest to make it interesting . it will start of with just random things I'm interested in and hopefully find my feet with it.

the first 5 photos are of my new pet tarantula she is a Chilean rose , shes called Mrs bitey bitey face. Ive had one before but it was from my friend , it was a very angry spider , unlike Mrs bitey . i will post more stuff about how to look after them a bit later on in this blog ..                

How to Care for a Chilean Rose Tarantula

     

The Chilean Rose (grammostola rosea) is one the most popular choices for a pet tarantula and is an excellent starter species because it is hardy and docile but don't be fooled all tarantulas av the potential to bite. This specimen is primarily exported from Argentina, Bolivia and Chile and can found in virtually any pet store. The following steps will help you care for this popular specie  ....Select a female over a male. Females can live up to 15 years, with an average of 12, but males have a much shorter lifespan.

2

Use a 5 to 10 gallon tank to house each specimen individually. A Chilean Rose should have a tank 10 to 15 inches wide and it should not be able to touch the ceiling. An adult has a leg span of about five inches.3.

.
Lay down two to three inches of substrate like peat moss or potting soil and keep it slightly damp. This species can burrow but normally does not, preferring to web instead. A small clay flower pot makes an excellent retreat. or abit of hollowed out tree stump . you will find you T being much more active and happy with somewhere to hide.                                                                     



Keep the enclosure for this tarantula warm (70 to 85 degrees) and humid (75 to 80 p) or in the 20 to 27c range

ercent). Humidity should be monitored and can be increased by covering the top of the enclosure with plastic wrap. The humidity should be increased when it is about to molt, which occurs about once a year although adult females can skip a molt.

5

Provide crickets or other large insects as live prey but be sure to remove all prey animals when the tarantula is about to molt. Use a shallow container as a water dish to stop your  T and pray from drowning.

Warning  .........

Although this species has weak venom, some people might be allergic to it. The Chilean Rose, like all New World tarantulas, can flick hairs from its abdomen when threatened, which can be irritating to some people.

SIZE:

A medium sized tarantula. Mature females will have a body length of up to about 7.5 centimetres (three inches) and a leg span of about fifteen centimetres (six inches). While the Male's body is smaller, the leg span remains the same. Because of the numbers being exported from Chile the average size of the individuals currently found in the market is usually smaller. It is presumed that, given time and proper care, these will reach respectable siZE.

NATIVE HABITAT:
Roses come from the borders of the Atacama Desert in southern Peru and northern Chile at least as far south as Santiago. The Atacama can be one of the harshest environments on the planet. There are parts of it that have never had rain in recorded history. The temperatures there may reach 135 F (57 C) or higher in summer. They may experience light frosts in winter. We think that the areas where roses are found aren't quite so severe. They've been reported from semi-desert to scrub forest areas. Apparently their principle source of water in nature is from the food they eat and the more or less frequent fogs that drift in from the Pacific Ocean...

NO SUNLIGHT! In fact, avoid all bright lights, but make sure that the tarantula can easily tell the difference between day and night